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ellielovesyuh
  • Town/Country : Modesto, Californiaa((:, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 March 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 4081
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ellielovesyuh : I'm skinny, tall, awsome, fun.. Better yet, I'm the best person u'll ever meet. Hah :D

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613 (255)

I agree, your life sucks (30951) - you deserved it (19962) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML

#12797830 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (8533) - you deserved it (17029)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

#12768681 (219)

I agree, your life sucks (31731) - you deserved it (3080)

On 08/27/2010 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walk out to the living room, and tell my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He says no, and then pretends to fall asleep. FML

#12090556 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (23436) - you deserved it (4042)

On 07/24/2010 at 7:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous90 (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I have to pack for tomorrow's family vacation. For one week I get to be stuck in a one bedroom cabin with my alcoholic father, bipolar mother, and two much younger siblings who have a passion for screaming. FML

#11682065 (179)

I agree, your life sucks (33576) - you deserved it (2553)

On 07/05/2010 at 7:22pm - kids - by toriforever - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (737917) - you deserved it (61026)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

#18 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (65997) - you deserved it (11013)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -