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  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 June 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 546
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About elletex : Fairly new on here. I comment when I have something to say, which isn't terribly often, but I enjoy reading the FMLs and comments. Oh, yeah. The name's Lauren, and I call Texas my home. I'm a huge Tolkien nut.

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Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML

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