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by Keastwood013 / 01/18/2013 at 10:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/18/2013 at 5:50am / United States / Intimacy
by Anon / 01/18/2013 at 12:53am / United States (Texas) / Money
by jakeeey / 01/17/2013 at 8:16pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by itsrathersmall / 01/15/2013 at 4:58pm / United States (North Dakota) / Intimacy
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
by Anonymous / 01/15/2013 at 12:45pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/14/2013 at 12:58pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/13/2013 at 12:27am / Canada / Intimacy
by kblevss / 01/05/2013 at 4:21am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, at a house party, I finally got the guy I've been seeing alone in his room. We started making out, and I got on top of him to take control. He responded by saying he couldn't do it because he needed to go make pizza for his friends, and then bolted out of the room. FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2013 at 2:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, my husband came home with a bunch of realistic-looking wigs for women. When I asked them what they were for, he said he wanted to spice up our sex life with them. When I told him I refused to wear a wig, he said in a very serious tone that I wasn't going to be the one wearing them, he was. FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2013 at 5:34am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by ashbeat / 01/01/2013 at 10:20am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by _The__Doctor_ / 12/31/2012 at 5:44pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/30/2012 at 9:45pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
Today, I tried to be cute by sitting on top of my boyfriend's belly. While getting on top, I accidentally kneed him in his nuts. In pain, he jolted his head up and ended up banging his head against mine. Now I have a black eye and he can't walk without waddling. FML
by Anonymous / 12/30/2012 at 3:29am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, I went to go get smokes. Leaving the store I saw who I thought was a friend of mine walking.… Today, I realized how much my family needs me around. Sounds great, right? Not when it's because I… Today, after saving up for 3 months to buy a new car, it was hit in a parking lot and my tires got…