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elle_o_v_e
  • Town/Country : Milwaukee, Wisconsin, America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 March 1993 (20 years)
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Today, my girlfriend decided that having OCD will help her lose weight. She is now convinced that walking in and out of doorways multiple times will burn fat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13390) - you deserved it (1250)

On 08/21/2012 at 2:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

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On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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