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ellabella_ohex
  • Town/Country : Chi-City, America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 July 1993 (19 years)
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Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said i was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53034) - you deserved it (3921)

On 03/11/2009 at 12:45am - misc - by GreenScar (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a dance. I was griding with this guy when I felt something move in his pants. I stood up and stepped away. He replied with "Don't flatter yourself, it was my phone". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16960) - you deserved it (41509)

On 03/09/2009 at 8:26pm - misc - by Joe (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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