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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 June 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 386
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 17 posted

About elizacandle : Hello everyone I'm Elizabeth! I love to read on this site because it reminds me that I'm not alone. I currently work and go to school I am majoring in psychology and if you want to message just hit me up

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Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21472) - you deserved it (50370)

On 11/01/2013 at 7:55pm - health - by nl4 (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, my mom asked me what a MILF is. Apparently that's her nickname at work. FML


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On 05/01/2013 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML


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On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking at engagement rings. When the store owner asked about our budget, my boyfriend said with a straight face, "Nothing too expensive, I have a big penis so I don't have to overcompensate by buying a big diamond." FML


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On 02/05/2013 at 9:31pm - love - by NewlyDread (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the man I went on a date with a few weeks ago finally called me back. I was his "one phone call" from prison. FML


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On 07/23/2012 at 7:06pm - love - by Rose (woman) - United States

Today, my dad gave me a speech about being gay. He said he'll accept me if that's who I truly am, but he wants me to think it over first. I'm an actor in a play. I had to explain the concept of wearing costumes and acting like someone else to him. For the third time. FML


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On 06/30/2011 at 10:36am - misc - by sealpop09 - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML


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On 02/15/2010 at 12:03am - love - by SeaSick (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML


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On 12/24/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by paidback - United States

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