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About elizaa : passive-aggressive.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML
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On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML
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On 05/13/2011 at 5:10pm - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
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On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, as a physics teacher, I was testing a class to see how high a sound frequency they could hear. One girl claimed she could hear the sound even though it was physically impossible. Without thinking, I replied "Only dogs can hear this frequency." Needless to say, she was picked on all day. FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 8:17am - kids - by mrtut (man) - United Kingdom (Merseyside)
Today, while working at a hospital, I told a patient to smile for the camera when taking an xray. His response was, "I have Bell's Palsy and haven't smiled in 5 years." FML
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On 10/26/2010 at 12:50pm - health - by oaksac191 - United States (New York)
Today, I was called to reports of a drunk and disorderly male. I arrived to discover a drunk man having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me me and shouted 'God save the Queen'. It's then that I remembered that it's my job to do something about it. FML
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On 10/14/2010 at 9:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Reserved
Today, my husband has been out of town for a week. The only text I've got from him was, "I didn't take a poop today." FML
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On 08/26/2010 at 12:08am - love - by TextsAlot (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I woke up to find a tick stuck to my eyelashes. The only way I know of to get it off is with fire. FML
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On 08/10/2010 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML
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On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I came home on leave after a seven month deployment in the middle of the ocean for the Navy. My entire region got hit by the worst flood in recorded history. I need a speedboat to go to the Quick-e-mart. FML
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On 05/25/2010 at 5:29am - work - by Jimbo (man) - United States (Armed Forces Pacific)
Today, I found out my cousin - who suffers from bipolar disorder - shot herself in the chest and has only a 20 percent chance of living. I told my boyfriend, while crying, and he held me for a few minutes. As soon as I got quiet, he pulled out his iPhone and started playing a shooter game. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 1:30am - love - by lynn (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I had an argument over whether or not I should buy some flowers. With myself. Out loud. FML
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On 01/06/2010 at 9:58pm - misc - by mindlost (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of 'Fight Club'. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 8:27am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
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