- Town/Country : Not specified
- Title : Miss
- Birth Date : Wednesday 29 September 1993 (22 years old)
- <3 status : Single
- Number of visits : 1954
- Number of comments : 0
- Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted
About elitemittens : UH.
About elitemittens : UH.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML
by shadokis / 09/12/2012 at 2:31pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/11/2012 at 3:16pm / Sweden / Love
by mrs14 / 09/10/2012 at 10:04pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by liquidknight / 09/10/2012 at 8:48am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was cycling with my uncle and became increasingly frustrated as we got further and further from our intended destination. It took me a while to figure out that I had somehow lost my uncle and was following a complete stranger. FML
by Anonymous / 09/10/2012 at 6:40am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by darawbs / 09/09/2012 at 8:39pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 09/09/2012 at 5:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by onorexveritas / 09/06/2012 at 12:54pm / United States (California) / Health
by dumbass / 09/06/2012 at 2:46am / United States / Health
Today, I was icing an injured foot with a frozen water bottle as the doctor directed me. When I was done, I picked the bottle up and immediately dropped it on the same injured foot, which is now swollen and bruised. FML
by CC / 09/02/2012 at 2:27am / United States (Michigan) / Health
Today, my clumsiness has reached such legendary proportions in my family, that when I visited my grandparents, I found they'd put stickers all over their glass doors, so I wouldn't have "yet another painful accident". FML
by fuck yuo / 09/01/2012 at 4:50pm / Canada (Newfoundland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML
by bieberyoulittleSHIT / 08/31/2012 at 3:20pm / United Kingdom (York) / Geek
Today, I had a piano exam. My friend noticed how nervous I was, and recommended that I compliment the examiner for higher marks. When it was time for the exam, without thinking, I told him I liked his hair. Turns out bald people don't like that. FML
by p / 08/28/2012 at 4:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom, half blind. I sat down on the toilet and realized just a little late that my older sister and her boyfriend were having sex in the bathtub. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2012 at 1:46am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/24/2012 at 5:10pm / United Kingdom (Walsall) / Health