- Town/Country : Not specified
- Title : Miss
- Birth Date : Wednesday 29 September 1993 (22 years old)
- <3 status : Single
- Number of visits : 1987
- Number of comments : 0
- Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted
About elitemittens : UH.
About elitemittens : UH.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Today, while in a pharmacy, I walked over to the shaving cream aisle. I picked up a can to smell it and unknowingly pushed the button, spraying an old guy in front of me. He freaked out and started telling everyone that the ceiling above him was leaking. FML
by IndianAngel96 / 10/29/2012 at 6:39pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Medic / 10/28/2012 at 11:10pm / United States (Washington) / Work
by friedbutter / 10/28/2012 at 10:53am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I was taking a walk with a girl I really like. Trying to impress her, I mentioned I'd just learned how to do a front flip, and she told me to prove it. I did the flip, but stumbled forward on the landing and smacked head-first into a pole. She's still laughing. FML
by RedFox12 / 10/27/2012 at 8:12pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by geena / 10/27/2012 at 2:42am / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML
by birthday girl / 10/26/2012 at 8:14pm / Australia / Animals
by allison_fishing / 10/25/2012 at 12:37am / United States / Health
Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
by 12693 / 10/24/2012 at 1:35pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Animals
by bill / 10/24/2012 at 7:14am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by BobsBabe2 / 10/24/2012 at 1:15am / United States / Kids
Today, after years of being terrified of those biscuit cans that pop when you unwrap them, I finally decided I'd open one myself. I'm sitting in the hospital with a sliced hand from the lid and can feel therapy in my future. FML
by afraidofcans / 10/23/2012 at 12:01pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by jesushelpme / 10/22/2012 at 3:08pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by sadguyme / 10/22/2012 at 3:31am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by puppylove / 10/20/2012 at 3:16am / United States / Animals
by Nutellalover / 10/19/2012 at 10:19am / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Health