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elijahisme
  • Town/Country : philadelphia, The U.S.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 August 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 233
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About elijahisme : Bored. Read Fml's. Scared Of Bugs. 14. Half Virgin... Dont Ask...

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Today, I was texting my trainer to rearrange our training session. My girlfriend texted me during the exchange, asking what I wanted for Christmas. I accidentally texted my trainer, "All I want are your sweet titties in my face". I'm awaiting a response. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9753) - you deserved it (26400)

On 11/27/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

#13937694 (197)

I agree, your life sucks (23301) - you deserved it (7549)

On 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29520) - you deserved it (9540)

On 11/19/2010 at 2:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21752) - you deserved it (1869)

On 11/13/2010 at 9:25am - kids - by blueheron93 (woman) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33218) - you deserved it (2353)

On 11/21/2009 at 6:40am - animals - by AussieGirl (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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