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About elijahisaboss : My name is elijah I live in FL love soccer and Xbox kik me at elijahisaboss

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Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML

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On 05/29/2014 at 2:46am - animals - by Idk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had an elaborate fantasy of what I would do if I became a cat and how I would make my way to my crush's house to be their cat. FML

Today, my dad told me that I can't wear leggings on Friday nights, because, "your butt is too distracting for my poker buddies." FML

Today, I woke up with a vague memory of buying something last night while drunk. According to my credit card summary I made a $270 purchase from a home shopping channel. I guess in 5-7 days I'll find out what it was. FML

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On 11/04/2012 at 11:37am - money - by fnfantastic - United States (Indiana)



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