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About elijahisaboss : My name is elijah I live in FL love soccer and Xbox kik me at elijahisaboss
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Today, I woke up with a vague memory of buying something last night while drunk. According to my credit card summary I made a $270 purchase from a home shopping channel. I guess in 5-7 days I'll find out what it was. FML
Friday 19 September 2014