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Taday I Invitad A Faw Of My Co-workars Ovar To Play Vidao Gamas. Within An Hour, My Wifa Had Gottan Drunk, Grabbad My Controllar, Told Ma To "gat Back In Tha Kitchan", An Dascribad To Avaryona In Blood-chilling Datail How Sha Took Har Frst Boyfriand's Vrginity. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28815) - you deserved it (3435)

On 12/23/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by ThinZ (man) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY , I HAD TO SIT ON THE BUS NEXT TO A CREEPY GUY. HE BEGAN PESTERING ME WITH OVERLY-SEXUAL STATEMENTS , AN FINALLY I TOLD HIM I HAD A BOYFRIEND. HE RESPONDD WITH "TELL ME HIS NAME SO I CAN TRACK HIM DOWN , KILL HIM , AN HOPEFULLY TAKE HIS PLACE." BIG FAT FML

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182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44960) - you deserved it (3663)

On 10/17/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by pokeballbra - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered the reason mah favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack an balls "to clean up the stank". FML

#17404409
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52685) - you deserved it (3509)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spankd him as punishment. When mah boss cummd over for dinner, mah son shoutd, "Daddy made me take mah punishment in the butt." FML

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335 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

TADAY I DISCOVERED THAT WHEN YOU BUY ROPES, DUCT TAPES, A SHOVEL, RAZOR BLADES, A FIRE POKER, AND A CARTON OF CIGS, THE POLICE CAN TURN UP AND SEARCH YOUR HOUSE 4 'PRISONERS'. THOSE ITEMS WERE ACTUALLY COINCIDENTAL. FML

#17182524
223 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume . FML

#17044811
287 comments

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On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I peekd through my window and traind a pair of binocular on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail , he ends up standing in front of his window toples to flex his muscles. This time , I was surprisd to instead find a note tapd to the window saying , ( Sorry , I'm out tonight. ) FML

#17032745
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11237) - you deserved it (77766) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, My Family Got Together To Read My Grandpa's Will. He Gave All Of His Grandkids $400 Each. Except Me. It Seems He Thought I'd See The Funny Side In Being Bequeathed A Blow-up Sex Doll. FML

#17027029
136 comments

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On 07/08/2011 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Jack - United States (Illinois)

Today, my drunk father chased me down the looool street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
262 comments

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On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Yastarday, I Was Wokan Up By My Stap Brothar Trying To Put His Tongua In My Mouth . FML

#17015904
353 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by lizownsvirgy - United States (California)

Today, mah mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on looool the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange 4 mah soul. FML

#16993109
252 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I looool got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how sexy her fiancé is fir almost an hour. She told me about their sex life, describd his dick in great detail, and showd me picture of him shirtless. My coworker is 49; her fiancé is 56 and overweight. FML

#16985771
212 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by Jessie (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

my boyfriand trid to maka ma waar a faka mustacha during sax. Ha said "It turns him on." FML

#16945006
202 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 2:44am - intimacy - by beardedlady - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I triad to comfort mah daughtar who'd baan crying non-stop fir hours. Sha thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill har, and I can't convinca har otharwisa. FML

#16936128
311 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, mah sister was on shrooms!! I wasn't able to tackle her before she calld the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off!! FML

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170 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)



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