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About elevensysix : I went to catholic school for eleven years realized I had no friends and went to public school for two years. Now I still don't have a lot of friend but I have more than I did before. I enjoy sleep and reading mostly any kind of fiction but I'll read other books if I have nothing else to do.
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I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
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Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
Friday 26 June 2015