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  • Number of visits : 210
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About elevensysix : I went to catholic school for eleven years realized I had no friends and went to public school for two years. Now I still don't have a lot of friend but I have more than I did before. I enjoy sleep and reading mostly any kind of fiction but I'll read other books if I have nothing else to do.

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Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16114) - you deserved it (60916)

On 10/09/2012 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by cumhole (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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