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eleven22

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  • Number of visits : 159
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About eleven22 : I live in a small town with one high school that has about 170 kids total. My home is on a cattle ranch opperating 350 cows. I hate makeup, those who discriminate agriculture and dramatic, pathetic people with no guts. I love horses, swimming, shooting, fishing and everything country :)

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eleven22's favorite FMLs

Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55918) - you deserved it (5177) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/01/2014 at 12:55am - love - by NosChersVoisins - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I had to bite the bullet and finally buy maternity pants. Problem is, I'm not pregnant and I'm a 25-year-old man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35317) - you deserved it (22181)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:19pm - health - by Roy Lawson - United States (California)

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51994) - you deserved it (16825)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:30am - kids - by failed dad (man) - Greece (Attiki)



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