About eleniel421 : I am magical.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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eleniel421's favorite FMLs
Today, my aunt informed me that my dad thinks my boyfriend is a loser deadbeat because he hasn't proposed to me after two years of dating and co-habitation. He hasn't asked because I already made it very clear I have no interest in marriage. FML
by Anonymous / 02/10/2016 at 10:32am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/25/2015 at 12:30pm / Switzerland (Fribourg) / Kids
Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about the difference between the U.S. and Canada when she asked me if they have their own government. She wasn't sure if they were governed by the U.S. or if they didn't have a government at all. She's a 33-year-old college graduate. FML
by Anonymous / 11/10/2015 at 1:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/03/2015 at 4:45pm / United States (New Jersey) / Money
by johobus28 / 08/05/2015 at 11:31pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by TheDarth / 07/16/2015 at 6:47pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
by I'm_Not_Interested / 07/06/2015 at 1:30am / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy
Today, I rang up a good friend to ask her to be one of the two bridesmaids at my upcoming wedding. Before I could ask, she let me know that she would not be attending my wedding, as, "Weddings are expensive, so I'm not attending ones for people that are just acquaintances". FML
by NeedMoreFriends / 07/03/2015 at 6:30am / United Kingdom (Wakefield) / Miscellaneous
Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
by Anonymous / 06/23/2015 at 10:48pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML
by ChildFree / 04/20/2015 at 7:55pm / Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad) / Kids
by nothesisforme / 03/11/2015 at 10:01am / France / Work
by Blonde / 03/10/2015 at 11:03pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
by okay17 / 12/29/2014 at 12:00am / United States / Miscellaneous
by anon / 09/25/2014 at 1:48am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, while out grocery shopping with my mother, she asked me to hold a large bag of rice for her. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd been absent-mindedly stroking it the whole time, just like when I pick up my cat. FML
by Sheh / 07/16/2014 at 11:02am / Sweden / Animals
- Today, as I was nearing the end of an online exam that I have been taking for 2 hours, my computer… Today I was bidding on a nice skirt on ebay for my wife and I did typo of 85089$ instead of 85.89$.… Today, I took my daughter's cat in for what should have been a routine surgery. He reacted badly to…