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eleni
  • Town/Country : Nicosia, Cyprus
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 October 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1044
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

#8612745 (301)

I agree, your life sucks (26039) - you deserved it (3009)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

#8565371 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (17156) - you deserved it (4894)

On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML

#8548832 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (21238) - you deserved it (1014)

On 02/22/2010 at 8:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

Today, I was having sex with a girl. While we were fooling around, she started squeezing my cheeks and told me I remind her of her son. FML

#8434762 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (12367) - you deserved it (1834)

On 02/19/2010 at 2:41am - intimacy - by Brett meek - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML

#8403549 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (14658) - you deserved it (2249)

On 02/18/2010 at 9:22am - health - by Hayleey_079 (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, while serving a rather large party at the restaurant where I work, I mentioned that the soup of the day was "to die for". After the hosts gave me weird looks, it dawned on me that the reason they were wearing all black is because they've just come back from a funeral. FML

#8372297 (107)

I agree, your life sucks (15434) - you deserved it (7444)

On 02/17/2010 at 11:32am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to X-ray an 81 year old lady. The clothes she was wearing would show up on the X-ray so I had to make her change into a gown. I found out the hard way that 81 year olds still go commando. FML

#8369327 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (15069) - you deserved it (1756)

On 02/17/2010 at 7:50am - work - by ugamayne - United States (Maryland)

Today, I realised the only guy who is showing any slight interest in me is a Nazi-obsessed psychopath. He uses lovely pick up lines such as "Hey, do you know how much it hurts to staple your hand?" FML

#8368269 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (18412) - you deserved it (1616)

On 02/17/2010 at 5:49am - love - by LoveDrug (woman) - Ireland

Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML

#8365042 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (14316) - you deserved it (1488)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:40am - intimacy - by thatssickkk - United States (California)

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. I started putting my arm around her, when I hit her in the face. FML

#8340004 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (7445) - you deserved it (14080)

On 02/16/2010 at 2:28pm - love - by soomeone - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

#8299484 (266)

I agree, your life sucks (25047) - you deserved it (1865)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:08pm - love - by thirdwheel (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

#8130658 (177)

I agree, your life sucks (15994) - you deserved it (3448)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML

#8124338 (232)

I agree, your life sucks (32788) - you deserved it (1985)

On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)

Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML

#8117396 (184)

I agree, your life sucks (6902) - you deserved it (23376)

On 02/11/2010 at 12:33am - intimacy - by CatWoman (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was hit on by an older man. I rolled my eyes at him and informed him I was 16, hoping that would get him to leave me alone. He shrugged and said, "We're both human." FML

#8103902 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (17669) - you deserved it (1920)

On 02/10/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by creepster (woman) - Canada (Quebec)