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electricnarwhal
  • Town/Country : Pluto, the milky way
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 January 1998 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 29
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I took my girlfriend to see "Frozen," which she had been talking about for weeks. After I bought the snacks, she told me that she couldn't believe I was going to watch a princess movie and walked out on me for not being "manly." She took the popcorn with her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46490) - you deserved it (3621)

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