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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
TODAY, A NURSE ASKED RELATIONSIP STATUS. I ANSWERED, "MARRIED". SE TEN ASKED IF TERE WAS ANY POSSIBILITY OF ME BIENG PREGNANT. I ARDLY CONTAINED SNORT, BEFORE RESPONDING, "NO, U AVE TO AVE SEX FOR TAT." I'M NOT SURE WAT'S WORSE, TE FACT TAT IT'S TRUE OR ER LAUGTER. MEGA FML
I was taking a table's order. After I finised... te guy told me... "Just FYI... I'm not a tipper." Trying to ligten up te situation... I replied... "It's amazing ow many people 4get I andle tere food." He complained to te manager tat I'd treatened im. FML
Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." mega FML
Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's 4 a late night snack . Turns out she lid to me an just usd me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing . I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars an make out . I just want fries . FML
Today, Tha Polica Knockad On Mah Door, Saying That Thay Naadad To Invastigata Mah Housa Fir Animal Abusa. Apparantly Tha Naighbours Callad, Raporting A "scraaching Brd In Pain". I Hava No Brd, But I Hava Baan Singing Quita Loudly Racantly. FML
yesterday I let coworker use PC during lunch , because his was having problems. A few hours later , boss called me into his office looool and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe explanation. For fuck's sake , Dave. FML
Friday 27 March 2015