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  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 February 1996 (19 years)
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Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping fir an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

#21289613
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40268) - you deserved it (6702)

On 11/01/2014 at 10:06am - love - by limegreengiraffe - United States (Texas)

Today, I Went On A Frst Date. Everything Was Going Well Until He Asked Me, ( So, What's The Biggest Thing You've Stuck Up Your Vag? ) FML

#21281604
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38314) - you deserved it (2777)

On 10/20/2014 at 5:28am - intimacy - by bye loser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, A NURSE ASKED RELATIONSIP STATUS. I ANSWERED, "MARRIED". SE TEN ASKED IF TERE WAS ANY POSSIBILITY OF ME BIENG PREGNANT. I ARDLY CONTAINED SNORT, BEFORE RESPONDING, "NO, U AVE TO AVE SEX FOR TAT." I'M NOT SURE WAT'S WORSE, TE FACT TAT IT'S TRUE OR ER LAUGTER. MEGA FML

#21275225
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38498) - you deserved it (5032)

On 10/10/2014 at 9:25pm - intimacy - by bluevix (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML

#21275026
71 comments

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On 10/10/2014 at 3:12pm - misc - by JulietMarie - United States (New York)

I was taking a table's order. After I finised... te guy told me... "Just FYI... I'm not a tipper." Trying to ligten up te situation... I replied... "It's amazing ow many people 4get I andle tere food." He complained to te manager tat I'd treatened im. FML

#21268536
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39178) - you deserved it (7776)

On 09/30/2014 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got ig for te frst time. Apparently I called ma vet and told im ma goldfis was barking. I found out wen e called me back later to make sure we were bot okay. FML

#21258033
96 comments

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On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, Mah Daughter's Teacher Called Me, Very Concerned, Cuz Mah Child Told The Whole Class She's Virgin Anymore. The Word Is "vegan", Honey. Big Fat FML

#21253313
122 comments

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On 09/06/2014 at 9:57pm - kids - by healthfreak - United States (Georgia)

TODAY , I FOUND OUT THAT MAH SISTER LICKS ALL THE FLAVORING OFF DORITOS AND PUTS THEM BACK IN THE BAG. FML

#21252905
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38778) - you deserved it (3031)

On 09/06/2014 at 9:35am - misc - by UghDude (man) - United States (Texas)

Today roommate decidd that cuz she has an oral report due she's going to scream at the top of her lungs until she loses her voice to get out of it. It's been two hours an she refuses to stop. FML

#21252777
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39096) - you deserved it (2573)

On 09/06/2014 at 12:25am - misc - by why me? - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." mega FML

#21252700
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45788) - you deserved it (2945)

On 09/05/2014 at 10:36pm - work - by crop circle galore - United States

Today, I proposad to mah girlfriand. Sha just grabbad tha ring and said in a raspy voica, "My pracious..." FML

#21250558
35 comments

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On 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's 4 a late night snack . Turns out she lid to me an just usd me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing . I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars an make out . I just want fries . FML

#21249351
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45206) - you deserved it (4746)

On 08/31/2014 at 10:55pm - love - by emilyparker - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Tha Polica Knockad On Mah Door, Saying That Thay Naadad To Invastigata Mah Housa Fir Animal Abusa. Apparantly Tha Naighbours Callad, Raporting A "scraaching Brd In Pain". I Hava No Brd, But I Hava Baan Singing Quita Loudly Racantly. FML

#21244302
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37952) - you deserved it (5040)

On 08/24/2014 at 8:40am - animals - by abusedparrot - Australia (Queensland)

yesterday I let coworker use PC during lunch , because his was having problems. A few hours later , boss called me into his office looool and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe explanation. For fuck's sake , Dave. FML

TODAY , DUA TO A HAMMAR-RALATD INCIDANT , INSTAAD OF RACAIVING GLASS ORNAMANTS AS GIFTS FROM MAH TRIP TO VANICA , MAH FRIANDS WILL BA RACAIVING NOVALTY POSTCARDS OF MICHALANGALO'S DAVID'S PANIS. FML



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