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About elaineonthebrain : hello fucked up world!
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i'm an artist.
i don't really see the point in having a profile on here, but it's whatever.

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Today, my girlfriend of ten months sent me a picture message of her making out with a guy. Under it, it read "you can pick your stuff up in the morning." FML


I agree, your life sucks (89144) - you deserved it (4831)

On 06/18/2009 at 11:08am - intimacy - by larvagirl23 (woman) - United States (Texas)

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