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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 112
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I experienced the most intense pain I have ever had in my life. I was eating blueberries when my sister made a comment which sent me into hysterics. The force of having a bullet-like berry violently shoot out your nostril is more painful than it sounds. FML

#18617176
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25304) - you deserved it (3837)

On 12/26/2011 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML

#18615035
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24195) - you deserved it (4097)

On 12/26/2011 at 10:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend.' FML

#18614469
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22887) - you deserved it (2760)

On 12/26/2011 at 7:11am - love - by SoccerBabe42 (woman) - Canada

Today, my friend told me how depressing it is that she hasn't had sex in two weeks. I haven't had sex in 3 years. FML

#18614402
217 comments

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On 12/26/2011 at 6:48am - intimacy - by Sally - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML

#18613086
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28120) - you deserved it (7134)

On 12/26/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Cary (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439
244 comments

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On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I had to share a car with my dad and stepmother. My stepmother managed to get hammered at lunch and spent the hour-long car trip drunkenly mistaking the heating controls for the radio. FML

#18599124
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18650) - you deserved it (1897)

On 12/24/2011 at 3:04pm - misc - by ambled - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

#18591891
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27732) - you deserved it (3322)

On 12/23/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by ThinZ (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML

#18590219
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10809) - you deserved it (27262)

On 12/23/2011 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out that my estranged daughter has been married for five years. I wasn't told of or invited to their wedding, and the only reason I know now is because she needs money for a divorce lawyer. FML

#18590110
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26732) - you deserved it (4180)

On 12/23/2011 at 3:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of 4 years through a speech that took me 3 weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML

#18588248
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32601) - you deserved it (4101)

On 12/23/2011 at 11:38am - love - by LukeSkywalker (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML

#18586943
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31259) - you deserved it (3046)

On 12/23/2011 at 5:53am - love - by johncabbot25 (man) - Canada

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

#18586470
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25967) - you deserved it (4920)

On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

#18586179
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30638) - you deserved it (3189)

On 12/23/2011 at 2:42am - intimacy - by balkangirl94 - United States (Florida)

Today, someone nearly hit me with their car, so I flipped them the finger. They turned back around and tried to run me over. FML

#18585718
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26196) - you deserved it (9169)

On 12/23/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by badidea - United States (Minnesota)



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