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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 January 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 8870
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 38 posted

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Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

#21382721
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16554) - you deserved it (1448)

On 03/27/2015 at 11:42pm - misc - by BirthdayBoy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML

#21382482
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20925) - you deserved it (3224)

On 03/27/2015 at 4:09pm - misc - by anon - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep in class... And woke up hour later. My teacher let me sit there till I woke up to see what my face would be like waking up to a new class. FML

#21382364
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19803) - you deserved it (11837)

On 03/27/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by BERNDTOAST - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML

#21382327
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22722) - you deserved it (2415)

On 03/27/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by njh - Ireland

Today, I tore my ACL while doing physical therapy that's supposed to keep me from tearing my ACL. FML

#21381900
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27124) - you deserved it (1987)

On 03/26/2015 at 2:36pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today my girlfriend of a month told me that the only thing keeping her from swallowing a bottle of pills is being in a relationship with me, because she doesn't handle breakups well. FML

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33707) - you deserved it (2836)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

#21381743
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28447) - you deserved it (2154)

On 03/26/2015 at 6:16am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I was told by my boyfriend's parents to never come back to his house again, and was given a lecture about rule breaking. Apparently, curfew is midnight, and he isn't allowed to have girls over. This didn't sound so unreasonable until I remembered that we're both almost 30. FML

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML

#21381305
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27808) - you deserved it (4094)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a coworker jokingly noted that my signature looks like "Pedo". I couldn't see it that way, so I asked some other people for their opinion. They confessed they'd always thought it looked like "Pedo", but never said anything. My name is Peele. I've been signing it off as Pedo for 10 years. FML

#21381199
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24938) - you deserved it (3103)

On 03/25/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by peele - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I got fired for having a visible tattoo on my neck. The tattoo in question is a scar from a surgery I had 2 months ago. The same one paid for by my employer's insurance and missed 2 weeks of work for. FML

#21381191
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29120) - you deserved it (1809)

On 03/25/2015 at 8:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that my friend's family has been using red paper to help his little brother with his potty training. "Aim for the red!" they would say to him. I guess today was a bad day to wear red pants. FML

#21381127
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25527) - you deserved it (2308)

On 03/25/2015 at 2:26am - kids - by ILoveLamps (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was doing homework and I had my leg bent in a funny position. When I stood up, my hip dislocated. It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced. When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated my hip doing calculus. FML

#21381072
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25863) - you deserved it (2694)

On 03/25/2015 at 12:24am - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)



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