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ekdfml
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 January 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 10556
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 40 posted

About ekdfml : Clutzy college student

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ekdfml's favorite FMLs

Today, and for the first time in months, I woke up feeling well rested and ready to face the day. At 7pm. FML

#21406879
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25066) - you deserved it (3126)

On 05/08/2015 at 5:32pm - health - by better late than never -

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

#21406759
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25634) - you deserved it (3231)

On 05/08/2015 at 12:46pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I thought it would be funny to fart next to my brother in the car. Apparently, his carsickness is exacerbated by strong smells. I now know what it feels like to have lap full of vomit. FML

#21406695
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13109) - you deserved it (34692)

On 05/08/2015 at 9:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my dad drove me to the airport. As I got out of the car, he said, "You better pop that zit on your face, security might think it's a bomb". FML

#21406694
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30407) - you deserved it (2786)

On 05/08/2015 at 9:44am - misc - by brittrus - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML

#21406233
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31438) - you deserved it (5276)

On 05/07/2015 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by pleasedie - United States (Florida)

Today, my main source of income is finding money on the ground. FML

#21406019
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27405) - you deserved it (4824)

On 05/07/2015 at 1:12am - work - by CASH_NoMOMEY - United States (California)

Today, marks the fourth day in a row that I've worn the same outfit to prove to my parents that they pay me no attention. They still haven't noticed. FML

#21405167
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29394) - you deserved it (3099)

On 05/05/2015 at 3:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML

#21405064
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33440) - you deserved it (4470)

On 05/05/2015 at 11:13am - intimacy - by baby_trex_arms - United States (California)

Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML

#21405064
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33440) - you deserved it (4470)

On 05/05/2015 at 11:13am - intimacy - by baby_trex_arms - United States (California)

Today, I finally got my 14-year-old son to aim while using the bathroom. If only I could get my husband to do the same. FML

#21404795
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25960) - you deserved it (2532)

On 05/04/2015 at 10:03pm - kids - by JustSom - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML

#21402824
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29772) - you deserved it (5550)

On 05/01/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by why? - United States

Today, at my house party, I caught my boyfriend having sex with my best friend. His excuse? He wanted to be better in bed for me. FML

#21402521
106 comments

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML

#21401833
100 comments

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

#21401745
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33793) - you deserved it (4519)

On 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, due to awkward circumstances, I am living with my ex-girlfriend and her new girlfriend. FML



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