About ejmulla : Well I'm an army veteran and will be going back in proudly. I have a lot of jacked up moments going on everyday, so keep a look out for any posts!
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- Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. The reason? She slept with four men while I was two weeks away… Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be… Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up…
- Today, my boyfriend of 2 years met my family for the first time due to long distance. At dinner I… Today, my depth perception has reached an all time low. I swatted the "fly" in front of my face for… Today, I lost 30 pounds, I was so excited so I showed my husband (which I normally don't do because…