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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 March 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 84
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55437) - you deserved it (9858)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35255) - you deserved it (7598)

On 12/23/2012 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Kasey Eames - United States (California)



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