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eighty_five
  • Town/Country : New Lenox, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 May 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 427
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I woke up and found that someone had taken a dump on my car. They'd apparently felt bad about it, as they'd then keyed "sorry" into the door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37415) - you deserved it (1913)

On 12/06/2009 at 8:24am - misc - by flying_vegan - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up being awful, but I came to my car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on my windshield. In permanent marker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21874) - you deserved it (2154)

On 11/14/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by squidwardpotatoes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I am not allowed to have any of my candy because of my sister's weight problem. FML



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