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ehrmagahd
  • Town/Country : Denton, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 December 1994 (19 years)
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About ehrmagahd : I work as a cashier/florist/sampler/baker. I have some hella interesting stories to tell.

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Today, I was with my grandma waiting in a line. She only speaks Chinese and there was a black man in front of us talking his phone. My grandma tells me that the black man's really loud and annoying. The man finishes and turns and said fluently in Chinese, "What's wrong with loud black men?" FML

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