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About Eggfactory

Well that's unfortunate, you were probably looking for a hot young lady and here you are. Except i'm past 28 and a giant nerd. I also like puns, and crumbs, motherfucking crumbs. Aw Yissss.

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Work is a 4-letter word

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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Short tells us more.

Je suis l'auteur, et en effet il s'agit de naheulbeuk. Vous gérez! J'ai 20 ans pour ceux qui voulaient savoir et ce répondeur date du lycée... Pour la suite de l'histoire j'ai rappelé la boite et la RH m'a avoué avoir bien rigolé, et que ça faisait plaisir de voir des ingés qui ont le sens de l'humour. Par contre je crois que je vais changer de répondeur ça marchera pas à tout les coups x) Enfin depuis j'ai écouté reflet d'acide c'est quand même beaucoup mieux =D