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Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML
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On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States
Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML
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On 11/25/2010 at 12:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML
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On 11/24/2010 at 10:52pm - misc - by cartrouble (woman) - United States (North Dakota)
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
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On 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
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On 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML
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On 11/17/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by mydadsawsooomuch (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML
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On 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)
Today, my sixteen year old son told me that he's following his guidance counselor's advice: to do what his hero does for a living. The problem? His hero is SpongeBob Squarepants. His ambition in life is to become a fry cook. FML
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On 11/07/2010 at 3:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML
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On 11/01/2010 at 7:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 8:58pm - misc - by MissTrix - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)
Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML
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On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML
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On 10/11/2010 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
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On 01/09/2010 at 5:12am - misc - by Face (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML
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On 12/28/2009 at 12:03am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)
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