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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 February 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1085
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About egamage : I'm a friendly guy, very active and love making jokes. This site is awesome because it keeps me entertained to no end! ;] I watch any type of movie, but prefer comedies. Music I like : Metallica, breaking benjamin, Marilyn Manson, Linkin Park, Tool, Placebo.. etc. If you want to know more, just ask ^^

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Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

#15122545
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10689) - you deserved it (66691)

On 02/26/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

#14246751
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51230) - you deserved it (4379)

On 12/18/2010 at 11:13am - love - by timor (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML

#9133208
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26928) - you deserved it (6959)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

#8889427
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18816) - you deserved it (35649)

On 03/07/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by choldcreations - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I opened my personal laptop at a company meeting. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten seconds of slurping, spitting and gagging. It was my first day. FML

#6040415
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7279) - you deserved it (31401)

On 10/28/2009 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by Moody (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I needed new business cards so I went to design and print some. After I designed, I was happy with them and printed off 100 copies. I live at a place called Canal Rocks. I forgot the 'C'. I now have 76 business cards which say 'anal rocks.' I already distributed 24. FML

#4678208
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16137) - you deserved it (44022)

On 08/20/2009 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML

#4636801
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56964) - you deserved it (11370)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at work at Panera. A blind woman came in, ordered and said other blind people were going to come in soon, because they were having a meeting. Later, a man comes in and ask if any other blind people had showed up. I told him there was just one in here wearing a blue shirt. FML

#697530
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18082) - you deserved it (85174)

On 03/30/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by superstar (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML

#530298
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (229102) - you deserved it (15074)

On 03/22/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother called me and told me that she went to the hospital. This wasn't a surprise 'cos she normally goes to the hospital for the smallest things. So, I was a smart ass and asked, "What now? You finally have lung cancer from all those cigarettes?" Apparently, she does. FML

#398759
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22806) - you deserved it (93606)

On 03/16/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by cannabis_this420 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19514) - you deserved it (7010)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version



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