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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 February 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 968
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About egamage : I'm a friendly guy, very active and love making jokes. This site is awesome because it keeps me entertained to no end! ;] I watch any type of movie, but prefer comedies. Music I like : Metallica, breaking benjamin, Marilyn Manson, Linkin Park, Tool, Placebo.. etc. If you want to know more, just ask ^^

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egamage's favorite FMLs

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

#16339516
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51761) - you deserved it (17572)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59156) - you deserved it (10089)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I called my mom and I got voicemail: "Hello, this is Joyce. I'm not here at the moment, so leave a message and I will call back as soon as possible. Except if it's Sophie. If it is, get the hell out of my life, biiitch." I'm Sophie. FML

#16277125
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39492) - you deserved it (5205)

On 05/21/2011 at 2:42am - misc - by thatsasquee - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML

#16271302
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39698) - you deserved it (4106)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML

#16255718
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35612) - you deserved it (7273)

On 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I went shopping with my cousin. Walking down the road, I heard her say "Can you hold my hand?" I was confused, but thought it was cute, so I held her hand and kept walking. It turns out she'd asked me to hold her bag. We didn't say another word after that. FML

#16250181
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28069) - you deserved it (7281)

On 05/19/2011 at 8:51am - misc - by awkwardd (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

#16248002
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11258) - you deserved it (63273)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

#16221236
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13061) - you deserved it (63675)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

#16068047
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13156) - you deserved it (46964)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

#15934305
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44653) - you deserved it (5608)

On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

#15857597
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32890) - you deserved it (3160)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

#15718198
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48623) - you deserved it (4536)

On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States

Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML

#15679727
588 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49544) - you deserved it (5272)

On 04/07/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by nerdsgetmehot (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while at a boring lecture, I heard some people behind me whispering and laughing. I turned around, wondering what was so funny, which made them laugh even more. I then realised it looked like I'd been giving my pen a blowjob for the last 10 minutes. FML

#15386188
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18895) - you deserved it (31259)

On 03/19/2011 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by gayboii (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML

#15355329
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43518) - you deserved it (8658)

On 03/17/2011 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by Mr. Sensitive Nips - United States (Texas)



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