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Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 4:05pm - love - by Maddie - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by secretpornstar - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)
Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sheyshey0413 - United States (Florida)
Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)
Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
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On 06/11/2011 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML
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On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, I had sex with a juggalo. FML
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On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
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On 06/06/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by JayFri - United States
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 8:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil
Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It was the Pokémon theme song. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by chickennbenchpress (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML
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On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
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On 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by Username - United States (California)
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