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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 October 1998 (16 years)
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Today, my mom brought her sleazy boyfriend home. He took one look at me, swatted my ass, and said, "It runs in the family." My mom just laughed and winked at me, and mouthed, "He's a keeper!" FML


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