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  • Town/Country : Minneapolis
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Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

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235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35988) - you deserved it (22606)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

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On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25319) - you deserved it (7688)

On 01/03/2011 at 11:19pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mariokart, she decided to leave. FML

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On 01/03/2011 at 5:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband's old fraternity brother came to visit. He fell out of his car, puked, then passed out drunk in our driveway. We got him to the bathroom where he fell asleep. He woke up at 4am, wandered around the house naked, pooped in my trash can, then passed out again. FML

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On 01/02/2011 at 11:14pm - misc - by Kristin (woman) - United States (California)



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