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About eezila : hi ! I'm a french girl who come here to improve my english level, so if anyone of you wants to speak a little bit with me and can stand a few mistakes, send me a message ^^

I love rock/ hard rock and old school heavy metal too, I'm addicted to music and love swim, if you want to know more, you know what to do ;-)

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Today, my friend announced that she'd lost weight recently. As I was congratulating her, my baby sister said, "I think you're still fat but that's good because you can give more meat to God when you go to heaven." Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45733) - you deserved it (5287)

On 05/26/2014 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

Today, I explained to my dad that I had spent over three hours baking, frosting, and decorating a cake from scratch and how proud I was of it. Without even looking up at me, he replied, "You really need a boyfriend." FML

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