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Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51412) - you deserved it (4434)

On 08/04/2014 at 10:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband learned that if he asks me a question while I am dead asleep my answer will most likely be "Yes". Incidentally, I now have a new cat. FML

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57138) - you deserved it (5400)

On 10/18/2013 at 7:01pm - love - by O-|---<=~ (woman) - United States (Washington)

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