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eener_21
  • Town/Country : Sint Michielsgestel, Netherlands
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 February 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 471
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, it was my 18th birthday. Nobody said anything. Gillette sent me a free razor though. FML

#7336661
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28422) - you deserved it (2041)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:57am - misc - by Lost (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

#6421239
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26892) - you deserved it (3067)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)

Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML

#5519699
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39651) - you deserved it (2940)

On 09/28/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by ohcrap (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I visited home. My drunk mother was screaming to my drunk stepdad about a fight four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "Orgasm face." And the neighbors were dancing outside coked out and naked. FML

#5344643
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61203) - you deserved it (3344)

On 09/19/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, i had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. right when i finished, i ran out of gas. My 83 year old grandmother saw. FML

#1347593
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8679) - you deserved it (59240)

On 04/26/2009 at 4:12am - misc - by waltzy777 - United States (Indiana)

Today, like every other day, I turn up at work at the security guard's gate to show my ID badge. Except that my brother had stuck a huge "FBI" sticker on it. My co-workers now all call me Mulder. FML

#1020
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9281) - you deserved it (1642)

On 01/13/2009 at 4:47am - work - by MAC - Sent from mobile version



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