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Today, I moved out of my apartment by the highway and airport, and into a new place below people who blast loud music, stomp their feet, and slam doors throughout the night. I haven't had a decent night's sleep in over a year. FML
by SakuraFubuki92 / 03/11/2012 at 10:13pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Work
Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML
by scammed / 12/18/2011 at 12:18am / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by danthecomplicate / 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, I found out that my German wasn't as great as I thought it was. Trying to give directions to some German tourists, I tried to say, "I hope I don't get you lost." Turns out I actually said something closer to, "I hope I don't seduce you." FML
by lostforwords / 08/06/2011 at 3:10pm / Ireland (Tipperary) / Miscellaneous
by Mr. Headshot / 04/25/2011 at 1:01am / Miscellaneous
by FrOsTy25 / 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm / Miscellaneous
Today, while at a boring lecture, I heard some people behind me whispering and laughing. I turned around, wondering what was so funny, which made them laugh even more. I then realised it looked like I'd been giving my pen a blowjob for the last 10 minutes. FML
by gayboii / 03/19/2011 at 5:37pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Intimacy
by inchetogb / 01/14/2011 at 11:24pm / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
by sadness / 11/29/2010 at 1:58pm / South Africa (Western Cape) / Health
Today, I got my science test back. I thought I did a horrible job on it, but only three were circled. I was happy but doubtful that I did so well, so I asked my teacher just to make sure. He said it was faster to circle the correct answers. FML
by lovemyteacher / 11/14/2010 at 12:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by gorey / 08/18/2010 at 9:26pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by lalala / 07/18/2010 at 12:02am / Philippines (Manila) / Health
Today, I was late to work because the metro broke down. Yesterday I was late to work because the train in front of me broke down. The week before that I was late to work because the swat team shut the entire metro station down. Even the interns think I'm making this up. FML
by Katie / 06/30/2010 at 7:36pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/05/2010 at 1:25am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because… Today, I was driving down the road when I got to a red light. I looked over and saw a hot chick in… Today, I brought a cute guy back from the bar to have sex. He was drunk, so he had trouble getting…