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edris_305

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1813
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About edris_305 : Indian :)
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edris_305's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I spent 30 minutes listening to my grandmother telling us that my cat is a medium. My boyfriend is totally convinced. FML

#14583588
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23144) - you deserved it (3193)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:24pm - animals - by inchetogb - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML

#14023842
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37475) - you deserved it (3647)

On 11/29/2010 at 1:58pm - health - by sadness - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I got my science test back. I thought I did a horrible job on it, but only three were circled. I was happy but doubtful that I did so well, so I asked my teacher just to make sure. He said it was faster to circle the correct answers. FML

#13835168
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11818) - you deserved it (26722)

On 11/14/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by lovemyteacher (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I gave blood. He sneezed while he stuck the needle in my arm. FML

#12612663
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37226) - you deserved it (2694)

On 08/18/2010 at 9:26pm - health - by gorey - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my best friend told me I lost weight. I was happy because I've worked hard to shed off those pounds. I asked her what changes were evident, she told me that I now have a neck. FML

#11953086
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28496) - you deserved it (9563)

On 07/18/2010 at 12:02am - health - by lalala (woman) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML

#7897193
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30535) - you deserved it (3289)

On 02/05/2010 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

#6644782
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11559) - you deserved it (38512)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I posted a note on Facebook about a weird dream I had about my ex-boyfriend, where I made out with him, then it transitioned into a vampires vs. werewolves battle. My ex private messages me and says there's a better chance of a vampires vs. werewolves battle than us ever making out again. FML

#6584536
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9153) - you deserved it (42133)

On 12/03/2009 at 2:34pm - love - by ohiochibi (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finally received a paycheck for the first time in six months. I celebrated by promptly falling down a flight of stairs and losing consciousness. FML

#6422914
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25934) - you deserved it (4780)

On 11/23/2009 at 5:12pm - work - by DBR (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria with my friends when I suddenly passed out due to my hypoglycemia. When I woke up, I discovered that I was still in the same spot and my friends had abandoned me to go to class. Also, my stuff was stolen. FML

#6030551
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43768) - you deserved it (2616)

On 10/27/2009 at 9:15pm - misc - by hey-ooo (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I am allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

#3981210
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17553) - you deserved it (42557)

On 07/23/2009 at 3:43pm - animals - by emmey (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that just because your boyfriend asks you to marry him doesn't mean that he will show up at the wedding. FML

#3890041
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (223300) - you deserved it (14055)

On 07/19/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Loveless (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML

#3349914
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14350) - you deserved it (63602)

On 06/29/2009 at 11:01pm - misc - by ZZ - Canada (Ontario)

Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML

#2200863
542 comments

I agree, your life sucks (224709) - you deserved it (24666)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by honeymoondisaster (woman) - United States (California)



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