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by FrOsTy25 / 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm / Miscellaneous
Today, while at a boring lecture, I heard some people behind me whispering and laughing. I turned around, wondering what was so funny, which made them laugh even more. I then realised it looked like I'd been giving my pen a blowjob for the last 10 minutes. FML
by gayboii / 03/19/2011 at 5:37pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Intimacy
by inchetogb / 01/14/2011 at 11:24pm / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
by sadness / 11/29/2010 at 1:58pm / South Africa (Western Cape) / Health
Today, I got my science test back. I thought I did a horrible job on it, but only three were circled. I was happy but doubtful that I did so well, so I asked my teacher just to make sure. He said it was faster to circle the correct answers. FML
by lovemyteacher / 11/14/2010 at 12:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by gorey / 08/18/2010 at 9:26pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by lalala / 07/18/2010 at 12:02am / Philippines (Manila) / Health
Today, I was late to work because the metro broke down. Yesterday I was late to work because the train in front of me broke down. The week before that I was late to work because the swat team shut the entire metro station down. Even the interns think I'm making this up. FML
by Katie / 06/30/2010 at 7:36pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/05/2010 at 1:25am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by CH / 12/07/2009 at 1:06am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, I posted a note on Facebook about a weird dream I had about my ex-boyfriend, where I made out with him, then it transitioned into a vampires vs. werewolves battle. My ex private messages me and says there's a better chance of a vampires vs. werewolves battle than us ever making out again. FML
by ohiochibi / 12/03/2009 at 2:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by DBR / 11/23/2009 at 5:12pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria with my friends when I suddenly passed out due to my hypoglycemia. When I woke up, I discovered that I was still in the same spot and my friends had abandoned me to go to class. Also, my stuff was stolen. FML
by hey-ooo / 10/27/2009 at 9:15pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I am allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML
by emmey / 07/23/2009 at 3:43pm / United States (Oregon) / Animals
by Loveless / 07/19/2009 at 9:06pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
- Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two… Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, she asked me to whisper her name. Apparently, her… Today, my boyfriend and I ordered sex toys online and had them delivered to my dorm room. I put my…