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edneddy84
  • Town/Country : Orlando, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 April 1984 (29 years)
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Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34827) - you deserved it (2993)

On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version

Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML

#16
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:26am - health - by Jigll -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86037) - you deserved it (10948)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -



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