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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 August 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 818
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About edensucksatlife : I'm pretty much a riot.
I'm a singer.
I love FML. :)

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Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31018) - you deserved it (11495)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML

#14924487
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7347) - you deserved it (56927)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by acab93 - United States (Texas)

Today, I stopped by the gun store to pick up a new concealed weapon for protection. As I was leaving the store, a man came up behind me, hit me with a crowbar, and stole my gun. FML

#6602015
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32271) - you deserved it (13038)

On 12/04/2009 at 5:01pm - misc - by lamed (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

#6439149
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70081) - you deserved it (11908)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

#6439149
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70081) - you deserved it (11908)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
504 comments

I agree, your life sucks (230138) - you deserved it (80597)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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