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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1495
  • Number of comments : 220
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About edanielleh : Hello! Not to much to say, I am a college student, an athlete, and really lucky to be with an awesome guy! I speak my mind, so if i pissed you off don't worry about it. I am always brash.
Quick note to all creepy men- no, i do not want to have sex with you. in fact, i do not even want to talk to you. any creepy messages will simply be ignored.

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "what do I do now?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (139140) - you deserved it (15856)

On 03/31/2009 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML


I agree, your life sucks (640922) - you deserved it (42403)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I decided to have sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pockets. Turns out, he had written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML


I agree, your life sucks (134523) - you deserved it (13839)

On 03/19/2009 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by ufhdafuhds (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather weirdly and the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (135314) - you deserved it (38866)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by asleepinclass (woman) - Poland (Warszawa)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I handed in an assignment in health class that had to calculate my BMI. Embarassed by my weight I put it 15 pounds less. I got the assignment back and lost credit for something. Circled in red pen on the top was you must put your "EXACT" weight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41563) - you deserved it (17751)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:49pm - work - by ohh jeez. - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked "why does it smell so bad?" I replied "sweat". FML


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On 01/01/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

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