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Today, every house in my neighborhood was vandalized. They skipped our house. Everybody thinks it was me. FML

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92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50775) - you deserved it (3648)

On 07/14/2014 at 11:35pm - misc - by chloecamp - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I took my first Viagra. It worked great, but "Wally, the one-eyed wonder-weasel" would not return to "hiding". After 4 hours, I was in mortal aching pain, and went to my doctor for a shot and sedative. My wife, the doctor, and the nurse could not stifle their laughter. FML

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On 10/22/2009 at 12:07am - intimacy - by ItsFunnyNow (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he asked me what day it was. I told him, "Friday." He jumped up and ran over to the TV yelling, "Oh my God! Shark week is almost over!!" I was cock-blocked by the Discovery Channel. FML

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On 08/07/2009 at 11:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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