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About ecce : Eyeliner and cigarettes.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, my wife an I were planning our nursery fir our future child . She said that we'd be painting it pink either way . I askd what would happen if we had a boy . She said ( Oh, he'll be gay ) with a menacing glare . I'm worrid . FML
Today, mah high school guidance counselor tried to convince me NOT to go to college, mainly because it's been so long since someone from mah high school went to college, that she got rid of all the college information she used to have. FML
Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My grlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retractd high-five. Then I panickd, cuppd his fist and ran. FML
Today... I was cold and alone at work... so I decided to try and warm myself up on the panini toaster. As I was holding the top side open and my other hand over the hot metal... I accidentally closed the door on my hand. FML
Today, it was dad's brthday!! As a joke, I got him one of those big eraser that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opend it, trid to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left!! looool big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015