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ecce's favorite FMLs

Today, an old lady hit me with her car. After which she says, "Oh! Not Again!" FML

#15150765
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29643) - you deserved it (2492)

On 02/28/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by roadkill - United States

Today, I treated my mom to a movie and lunch after she'd attended weeks of AA meetings. She snuck in a flask to the movie, and during lunch, she started calling people muggles. FML

#15128111
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28767) - you deserved it (3113)

On 02/26/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by BackToRehab - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML

#14596150
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36313) - you deserved it (7816)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:11am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML

#14175657
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29029) - you deserved it (7401)

On 12/12/2010 at 3:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

#14058038
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62152) - you deserved it (4887)

On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML

#13986029
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11947) - you deserved it (27537)

On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States

Today, I was cold and alone at work, so I decided to try and warm myself up on the panini toaster. As I was holding the top side open and my other hand over the hot metal, I accidentally closed the door on my hand. FML

#13925537
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6740) - you deserved it (35803)

On 11/21/2010 at 2:07pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML

#13863853
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47787) - you deserved it (11840)

On 11/16/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by nicolette5785452 - United States (Ohio)

Today, a telemarketer found me so weird that he hung up on me. FML

#13861798
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22449) - you deserved it (7931)

On 11/16/2010 at 3:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

#13481671
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19478) - you deserved it (25950)

On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that Whoopi Goldberg was NOT Oprah Winfrey's stage name. I was then laughed at for ages by my co-workers. FML

#12848184
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6211) - you deserved it (50721)

On 09/01/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by MisterMisinformed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML

#11923673
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32861) - you deserved it (16841)

On 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm - misc - by liz - United States (California)

Today, I was on the city bus, and there was a woman and her child sitting behind me. I began to feel tugging on my jacket so I leaned forward, assuming the child was pulling at my jacket. I sat back and felt the tugging again. After a couple of minutes, I heard the mother say "stop chewing on that!" FML

#8746322
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24203) - you deserved it (2352)

On 03/01/2010 at 11:59am - kids - by nd.11 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the instructions on my new IKEA bed made me cry. It includes a picture of a person working alone with a frown crossed out and is replaced by two smiling people working together. I have no one in my life to help me. FML

#7036461
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37285) - you deserved it (4279)

On 12/30/2009 at 2:07pm - love - by hatelife (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML

#6270063
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7557) - you deserved it (44569)

On 11/12/2009 at 6:17am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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