About ecce : Eyeliner and cigarettes.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
ecce's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm / United States / Animals
by Username / 04/26/2011 at 3:11pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML
by fifthtimesacharm / 04/26/2011 at 11:03am / Health
Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2011 at 12:10am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML
by Worried / 04/16/2011 at 6:59am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, my high school guidance counselor tried to convince me NOT to go to college, mainly because it's been so long since someone from my high school went to college, that she got rid of all the college information she used to have. FML
by CollegeBoy / 04/13/2011 at 9:07am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/08/2011 at 12:25pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by anti-drugs / 03/21/2011 at 6:57am / United Kingdom / Health
by roadkill / 02/28/2011 at 10:50am / United States / Transportation
by BackToRehab / 02/26/2011 at 4:53pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/16/2011 at 12:11am / United States (Minnesota) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/12/2010 at 3:04am / Canada (Quebec) / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…