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easyprey
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 282
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About easyprey : I'm always trying to get an FML posted, alas that day has not come.

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Today, my girlfriend confessed that she had drunkenly slept with another guy last night. Since she seemed genuinely upset, and had confessed right away, I decided to forgive her the slip-up. She then angrily broke up with me, because "if I really loved her, I would've been more angry." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55899) - you deserved it (9422)

On 04/16/2013 at 9:27am - intimacy - by notacaveman (man) - Netherlands

Today, it's my first day at a new school. I transferred here halfway through the year to get away from a girl who bullies me. She's apparently bullied her mom into transferring her here as well. FML

#20513405
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34356) - you deserved it (1804)

On 02/19/2013 at 12:05pm - misc - by SchoolSucks (woman) - United States

Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML

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82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26799) - you deserved it (1616)

On 02/11/2013 at 8:42pm - misc - by Target - United States

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

#20417691
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44635) - you deserved it (7275)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)



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