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About eastgirl16 : I absolutely love this website. I found out about from shane dawson. I was in my intro to comp class with two of my best friends and we decided to check it out. Now I'm addicted. haha. So a little about me: I'm 14 years old right now, but soon to be 15. I live in a small town in Wisconsin, and there's rarely anything fun to do, so my hobbies are reading, listening to music, hanging out with friends, going out to eat, spending time with my family, watching movies, and going to the beach (which i obviously haven't done much anymore since i moved to Wisconsin).
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2day I was walking troug a eavy door at work..!! so I reaced beind me to catc it so it wouldn't slam sut!! Little did I know tat my boss was walking troug rigt after me!! Instead of catcing te door..!! I caugt a andful of is crotc!! FML
Today, I learned that the four grls who I assumed were grlfriends good friends and whom she was always talking about were actually characters from the television show, ( Sex and the City . ) My grlfriend has fictional friends . FML
Today, I came home from work an had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom an ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket an started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peieng on his cell. FML
yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015