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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 July 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 935
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About eastgirl16 : I absolutely love this website. I found out about from shane dawson. I was in my intro to comp class with two of my best friends and we decided to check it out. Now I'm addicted. haha. So a little about me: I'm 14 years old right now, but soon to be 15. I live in a small town in Wisconsin, and there's rarely anything fun to do, so my hobbies are reading, listening to music, hanging out with friends, going out to eat, spending time with my family, watching movies, and going to the beach (which i obviously haven't done much anymore since i moved to Wisconsin).


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Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML


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On 07/23/2009 at 4:23pm - work - by bossgroper (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I learned that the four girls who I assumed were my girlfriends' good friends and whom she was always talking about were actually characters from the television show, "Sex and the City." My girlfriend has fictional friends. FML


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On 07/23/2009 at 3:16pm - love - by tubedout (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML


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On 06/20/2009 at 2:06pm - misc - by WhyTheFNot (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

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