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eanarchygle
  • Town/Country : Brooklyn, usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 November 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 416
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Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37566) - you deserved it (2536)

On 02/04/2009 at 7:40pm - kids - by teach - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

#8528 (29)

I agree, your life sucks (24142) - you deserved it (1314)

On 02/04/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by 918boyz (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML

#5127 (14)

I agree, your life sucks (18255) - you deserved it (1966)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:39am - work - by Xpresss - United States (California)

Today, I meant to forward an email to my friend mocking a coworker's email, but I hit "reply" instead of "forward". FML

#3779 (21)

I agree, your life sucks (3843) - you deserved it (26565)

On 01/30/2009 at 1:23pm - work - by teeth - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

#2899 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (24488) - you deserved it (7368)

On 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by ottawaaa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML

#2489 (65)

I agree, your life sucks (34251) - you deserved it (2368)

On 01/25/2009 at 12:54am - intimacy - by cockblockingbitch - United States (Washington)

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

#798 (79)

I agree, your life sucks (9443) - you deserved it (47157)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

Today, after a tremendously hot night with a guy I met the night before, I ask him his phone number. To which he replied: "What for?" FML

#363 (37)

I agree, your life sucks (23625) - you deserved it (6043)

On 11/22/2008 at 3:17am - intimacy - by izoliv - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother in law. FML

#351 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (30727) - you deserved it (10248)

On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch a porn film on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear. It wasn't until she came out of her bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML

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On 11/13/2008 at 5:31am - intimacy - by Skylan - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

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On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version



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