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ea247

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2885
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ea247 : I'm here because I enjoy laughing at other peoples lives :)
I love anime rock metal punk j-pop vocaloid(miku rin len and gumi are my favs) and my beautiful gf my passions are drawing and philosophy and I like chocolate milk!!!
Thank you for reading this(doesn't matter if you did)but thanks shows that you care(or that your real bored XD)

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Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML

#21266104
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30825) - you deserved it (8055)

On 09/26/2014 at 11:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand

Today, I was told by my doctor I should start eating meat again after two years of vegetarianism, in an effort to be healthier. After horrid gas after my first turkey sandwich, I was told that my body no longer has the enzymes to digest meat. My efforts to be healthy crippled my stomach. FML

#21264930
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26785) - you deserved it (13231)

On 09/25/2014 at 2:21am - health - by skollasch - United States (California)

Today, my insane roommate yelled at me for using the word "stupid" because apparently it is a slur against mentally disabled people. Later, she went on and on about this "queer" club she's attending to meet "queer" people to talk about "queer" issues. She's not gay. I am. FML

Today, I was having sex with this amazingly hot guy. Things got pretty intense, and right as I was about to orgasm, the gold crucifix came flying off his necklace and sliced my eyelid open. Message received. Well played, God. FML

#21262317
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36218) - you deserved it (5402)

On 09/21/2014 at 7:27am - intimacy - by Sinnersinner - United States (California)

Today, I got up at 4.30am, like I do every morning, and got ready for work. Just as I was about to walk out the door, my flatmate jumped me and beat the snot out of me thinking I was a burglar. Because apparently burglars shower, make toast and clean up before stealing all your shit. FML

#21259933
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39198) - you deserved it (2522)

On 09/17/2014 at 8:18am - misc - by makeyourselfathome (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML

#21259449
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35736) - you deserved it (4217)

On 09/16/2014 at 1:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. We were getting into the mood so I tried to eat the popcorn kind of sexually, causing me to choke on the popcorn and throw up. FML

#21257293
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32085) - you deserved it (16038)

On 09/13/2014 at 2:29am - misc - by Nat - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML

#21256842
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42594) - you deserved it (5479)

On 09/12/2014 at 9:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, someone in my class referred to the September 11th attacks as "Nine-Elevs". FML

#21255951
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35308) - you deserved it (2821)

On 09/10/2014 at 9:47pm - misc - by no - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I took my daughter out driving to practice for her road test. I told her to make a left into a parking lot. She missed the 30 foot wide entrance, but not the two foot wide tree. FML

#21255774
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36151) - you deserved it (3472)

On 09/10/2014 at 4:15pm - misc - by Crash (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML

#21253019
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43857) - you deserved it (3312)

On 09/06/2014 at 1:25pm - misc - by StillPissedOffAtIrony (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend again told me how he wants to have an open relationship. Of course, this means he can do what he likes with anyone, but if I so much as kiss someone else, I'm a cheating slut. FML

#21252587
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42906) - you deserved it (6203)

On 09/05/2014 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by onlywantuanyway -

Today, my sister introduced me to her new, deaf boyfriend. She proudly proclaimed that she was trying to learn sign language for his sake, so he wouldn't have to read her lips. I'm also deaf and have been trying to get her to do the same for me for 20 goddamn years. FML

#21250726
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50329) - you deserved it (2468)

On 09/02/2014 at 7:38pm - misc - by SadAndDeaf -

Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

#21249597
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22744) - you deserved it (39962)

On 09/01/2014 at 10:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML

#21249416
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47635) - you deserved it (3551)

On 09/01/2014 at 12:34am - misc - by MLeguillon - United States (Missouri)



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