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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 September 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9120
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my girlfriend cornered me and asked if I'm gay. I said no and asked why she even had any doubts. Apparently me being depressed and crying over my grandmother's death is "faggish" and means I want to have sex with men. Who knew? FML


I agree, your life sucks (27391) - you deserved it (1670)

On 11/18/2015 at 8:47am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was the first guy ever to give my girlfriend an orgasm. I was also the first guy to make her poop at the same time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27553) - you deserved it (2618)

On 11/16/2015 at 1:44am - intimacy - by WinnerWinnerNotEatingDinner (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I started to tell my step-dad about a funny video I came across online last night. He cut me off by saying "Yeah? Well I came across your mom's face last night!" then left for work with a shit-eating grin on his face. I could've gone the rest of my life without knowing that. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23049) - you deserved it (1811)

On 11/14/2015 at 6:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I opened up to my best friend about my depression. Her response: "If you're so depressed, why don't you just kill yourself?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (28114) - you deserved it (1963)

On 11/13/2015 at 10:51am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Limburg)

Today, my boyfriend rather stupidly assumed that because my vagina is no longer in use after giving birth, we would automatically start having anal sex. After I loudly explained how that wasn't happening, he then had the nerve to ask for a blowjob before we'd even left the hospital. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25264) - you deserved it (3451)

On 11/12/2015 at 7:00pm - health - by anonymous (woman) - Netherlands

Today, I learned the hard way that my boyfriend lied about getting a vasectomy before we met, in spite of knowing how phobic I am of pregnancy and kids. His defense? "I figured you'd change your mind someday, because all you chicks love babies." FML

Today, after years of difficulty, I finally found the perfect shade of foundation that matches my ultra-pale complexion. It's called "Death Flesh." FML


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On 11/01/2015 at 1:22pm - misc - by 2pale - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to hold my new boyfriend's hand while on a date. He let go quickly though, letting me know that we aren't at "that stage" of the relationship yet. We've been having sex for two weeks now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25649) - you deserved it (5011)

On 10/28/2015 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33177) - you deserved it (2068)

On 10/26/2015 at 4:27am - work - by missPiggy (man) - Norway

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML


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On 10/23/2015 at 11:17pm - intimacy - by Walter (man) - Spain

Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going". She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32876) - you deserved it (1989)

On 10/23/2015 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML


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On 10/21/2015 at 12:46am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28528) - you deserved it (1981)

On 10/15/2015 at 12:43am - misc - by WTF (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25964) - you deserved it (2121)

On 10/13/2015 at 10:01pm - love - by malcolmXXX - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to choke back tears as my cockslap of a brother brutally mocked me for being a 25-year-old loser who's never been kissed by a girl, while at 14 he's already lost his virginity. FML


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On 10/09/2015 at 5:06am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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