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by Catcrap! / 11/18/2013 at 6:47pm / United States (California) / Animals
by ughreally / 09/19/2013 at 8:20pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
Today, a week after my dad discovered Family Guy and started mindlessly repeating catchphrases from it 24/7, I finally lost my temper and told him how incredibly annoying it is. He just paused, turned to look me in the eyes, and said, "Shut up, Meg." FML
by Anonymous / 09/06/2013 at 6:56pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Serum / 08/05/2013 at 12:41pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 12:48am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/17/2013 at 1:52pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
by Anonymous / 06/12/2013 at 2:39pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Rjlup / 06/11/2013 at 10:00am / United States (Colorado) / Animals
by tinypenis / 06/04/2013 at 8:15am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/03/2013 at 4:55pm / France (Aquitaine) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/03/2013 at 5:00pm / Germany / Love
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
by pantydropper / 04/17/2013 at 3:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad yet again uttered the words "well, that escalated quickly," while watching the news. He uses this godforsaken meme multiple times a day. I lost my shit and told him to just shut up already. He raised an eyebrow and said, "well, that escalated quickly." FML
by fuck you dad / 03/30/2013 at 2:17pm / Ireland (Monaghan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML
by anonymous / 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/21/2012 at 8:29pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my mom's guilt tripping reached a new level when she told me all she wanted for her birthday… Today, trying to be nice, I sent a text to my mother-in-law saying that I couldn't wait to have her… Today, I started my first day working the drive thru at Taco Bell. My very first customer, a lady,…