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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 December 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2023
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About e4ma : hey!
my names ifeoma.
you can just call me iffy tho
am still in the process of figuring d point of havin profiles on this site............

I love this site!

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Today, I was discussing sex with my guy friends in their dorm when I asked one of them what he would do if I got naked and crawled into his bed. He replied, "Nothing. You're one of the guys now." They all agreed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64895) - you deserved it (22649)

On 02/23/2009 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by NeverGonnaGetAny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (66874) - you deserved it (8276)

On 02/08/2009 at 7:37am - misc - by DC (man) - United States (California)

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