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e4ma
  • Town/Country : U.S.A
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 December 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1589
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About e4ma : hey!
my names ifeoma.
you can just call me iffy tho
am still in the process of figuring d point of havin profiles on this site............

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Today, I was discussing sex with my guy friends in their dorm when I asked one of them what he would do if I got naked and crawled into his bed. He replied, "Nothing. You're one of the guys now." They all agreed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58816) - you deserved it (20297)

On 02/23/2009 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by NeverGonnaGetAny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60635) - you deserved it (7577)

On 02/08/2009 at 7:37am - misc - by DC (man) - United States (California)



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