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On 12/24/2012 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while at the airport waiting for my flight, I sat down next to a mother and her son. As I pulled out a water bottle, she leaned over to her son and said, "Promise me you will never do what the man next to you just did." I have no idea what the hell I did wrong. FML

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