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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 April 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 291
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
347 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63587) - you deserved it (9890)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

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245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42731) - you deserved it (27642) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins



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