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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61898) - you deserved it (9678)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40740) - you deserved it (26828) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins



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