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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 September 1990 (24 years)
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About dylanjenkins1340 : i like dogs

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Today, I was watching my 3-year-old sister play in the bathtub. She started screaming at her toys, saying "You're staying under the water until you DIE!" She then looked at me and cackled. I share a room with this demon child. FML

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